Dawn Of The Extinction Of The Chiropractor
Hundreds of millions of people globally suffer from low back pain or other skeletal problems associated with misalignment of their skeletal system. Many seek the assistance of a "Chiropractor," a health care professional who is "concerned with the diagnosis, treatment and prevention of disorders of the neural musculoskeletal system and the effects of these disorders on general health. Moreover, there is an emphasis on manual techniques, including joint adjustments and/or manipulation with a particular focus on subluxations." (definition by the World Health Organization)
Often requiring multiple visits a week to correct an individual's musculoskeletal problems, the Chiropractor is often an expensive proposition that sometimes provides less than precise corrections while associated with a risk of injury to the patient. In fact, according to Wikipedia "spinal manipulation [by chiropractors] is frequently associated with mild to moderate adverse effects, with serious or fatal complications in rare cases. A systematic review found that the risk of death from manipulations to the neck outweighs the benefits." Now enters QuantumMAN™, aka The Chiropractor, who offers the public a far more precise and effective approach to manual manipulation at far less cost.
Using the highly advanced quantum information technology developed by ZAG, the private humanitarian medical research group that employs QuantumMAN™, QuantumMAN™ now offers the public QChiro™ (Quantum Chiropractor). You simply purchase QChiro and receive a number of its "Portal Access Keys™" (PAKs™). Accessing these PAKs™ via your personal computer, smartphone or tablet allows your body to quantumly receive (upload) QChiro™'s master programs. QChiro™ quantumly delivers data which provides physiologic directives that align your entire skeletal and fascial systems from head to toe with extreme precision! This is the dawn of QuantumXtreme™ medicine that uses information rather than chemicals (or manual manipulation in this case) to heal what ails the body. The entire universe including the human body and disease that attacks it operates according to the principles of quantum physics. Manual manipulation cannot compare to the precision, thoroughness and safety that quantum manipulation provides.
Repetitive use of QChiro™ restores joint problems back to their normal functioning such as frozen shoulders and chronic knee joint pain and dysfunction. (See clinical trials). No guesswork! No possibility of injury or adverse side effects. Perfect to use right after an athletic injury. Simply click on a PAK™ downloaded to your personal computer, smartphone or tablet, and your entire body gets a perfect alignment every time for only $5 USD. QuantumMAN™ absolutely guarantees your results for 30 days from date of purchase or your money will be promptly refunded.
What is the Best Choice for Treatment of an Injury?
Following the uploading of data via a QChiro™ PAK™ download, it is generally recommended to apply ice to a new injury for the first 72 hours. Not only will this help control swelling, but it will also reduce pain at the site of injury. Ice should be applied to the affected area for five to ten minutes at a time using ice wrapped in a towel or a Ziploc bag, or one may simply use a bag of frozen vegetables.
After 72 hours, if the affected area shows little to no sign of swelling and is not warmer than the surrounding area, one may apply moist heat. One convenient method is to heat a moistened towel in the microwave for about two minutes or simply place a damp towel between a heating blanket and the skin of the affected area. Heat, as with ice, should be applied for about five to ten minutes. Reversed fascial distortions respond best to heat after the 72 hour period of initial injury. After the correction, apply ice to the affected area(s) three times a day for five to ten minutes if any residual discomfort remains.
The Fascial Distortion Model (FDM)
In 1991, Dr. Stephen Typaidos, D.O. developed a revolutionary new anatomically-based perspective for diagnosing and treating orthopedic and non-orthopedic injuries and conditions. Called The Fascial Distortion Model, it comprises six pathological components called “principal fascial distortion types”. Fascial tissue is the primary connective tissue of the body; it constitutes ligaments, tendons, fascial bands, adhesions, myofascia, retinacula, and other tissues that surround muscles, bones, nerves, and organs. Injuries to these fascial tissues are most often misdiagnosed as muscle tears, strains, sprains, bursitis, tendonitis, fibromyalgia, and so forth. Such misdiagnosis leads to the ineffective use of anti-inflammatory drugs and prescribed rest.
When sprained ankles are correctly considered to be caused by misaligned bones and fascial distortions, treatment can lead to immediate clinical results—a forte of QChiro™. It is not unusual for a sprained ankle or other complex injuries to result in as many as three or more fascial distortions as well as multiple boney misalignments. QChiro™ will correct all such distortions and misalignments instantly, completely, and without discomfort. This precision leads to a rapid recovery of the affected area.
*please visit www.fascialdistortionmodel.com for further information.
- Chronic knee pain: Often knee pain results from abnormal vector forces on the knees caused by a misaligned spinal column. One dose of QChiro™ aligns the entire skeletal system and removes these abnormal vector forces to bring immediate relief to the knees. Since skeletal muscle has "memory," the spinal muscles may attempt to return to their misaligned position depending on how long the misalignment has been maintained. Therefore, uploading 2-3 doses of QChiro™ daily for an extended time will re-educated the skeletal muscles to stay in their proper alignment and develop this new proper memory.
- Sprained ankle or knee: One dose of QChiro™ promptly aligns the entire skeletal structure and reverses all fascial distortions. This brings about a prompt return of the proper functioning of the joint involved in order to rapidly accelerate its healing time. A sprained knee or ankle carrying the burden of a misaligned back will result in prolonged suffering and slow healing of that injured knee and/or ankle.
- Stubbed toes or fingers: Take one dose of QChiro™ and find out how miraculously the joints realign and their pain and swelling rapidly abate.
- TMJ: One dose of QChiro™ rapidly aligns the jaw with precision.
- History of repeated chiropractic adjustments: If you have a history of repeatedly going to the chiropractor for adjustments due to chronic discomfort, the pain could stem from food allergies or intestinal infections. This is a phenomenon known as visceral-somatic reflex where an intestinal tract (viscera) issue causes the back, pelvis, and hips (somatic structures) to misalign. You might consider Quantum Food Allergy Reversal™ to permanently correct this problem. Just one set of downloads permanently blocks all present & future food sensitivities and allergies.
- Injury prevention: A mis-aligned body will experience more damage during trauma than the aligned body. Therefore, an individual can significantly reduce his/her susceptibility to injury by aligning oneself just prior to vigorous exercise or activity (ie, sport, etc).
- Athletic injuries: QChiro™ is the perfect frontline treatment for quickly returning function to an acutely injured area while rapidly minimizing pain, swelling, and inflammation. The sooner QChiro™ is uploaded after an injury, the recovery is exponentially faster.
- Chronic musculoskeletal pain or discomfort: If you have been in an accident or had an injury which resulted in persistent musculoskeletal pain or discomfort, you may be suffering from an unresolved chronic subluxation, misalignment, and/or fascial distortions. Using QChiro™ one to three times a day for several days or months may prove highly beneficial in resolving these issues.
- Frozen shoulder: Three-times-a-day usage of QChiro™ for several weeks may restore function without surgical intervention. (See clinical trials)
Since the human body operates according to the principles of quantum physics a chiropractic professional cannot fathom the multiple realms within the body that require attention when an "adjustment" is required. The chiropractor's attempt at a "correction" lacks the fundamental understanding of what is required on a quantum level. As a result, the professional often requires multiple visits from the patient in an attempt to "manipulate" the patient's skeletal structure into place. Sometimes such attempts cause harm to the patient without any guarantee of results. However, because QChiro™ is a QuantumXtreme™ medicine it offers the following advantages:
- Superior and more complete alignment compared to manual adjustments.
- No risk of injury which may occur with a manual adjustment.
- No pain or discomfort occurs during the quantum alignment.
- Repetitive daily use can restore function lost due to athletic injuries or accidents.
- Repetitive daily use can restore function in frozen shoulder.
- Resolves chronic knee pain by resolving abnormal vector forces caused by misaligned spinal column.
- Reverses fascia distortions overlooked and/or unable to be corrected by most chiropractors.
- Eliminates the inconvenience and expense of an office visit especially when a person is in pain.
- Allows an adjustment in acute situations often avoided by chiropractors due to fear of aggravating the acute injury by a manual adjustment.
- Cost is a mere fraction of the average chiropractic visit and adjustment. Average chiropractic charge per visit is $65 to $75 exclusive of x-rays with no guarantee of results. QChiro™ is only $5 per adjustment with guaranteed results.
- Ultimate in convenience. Can administer immediately following an injury, for instance, twisting an ankle on a camping trip resulting in prompt relief.
- Resolves orthopedic problems often accepted as chronic.
- Minimizes the need for injuries requiring rehabilitation.
- Perfect for athletic injuries due to convenience and immediate availability of treatment.
- Safe for all ages.
- Safe for pregnant women and the unborn fetus; will align the unborn fetus as well.
- Guaranteed results.
- No possibility of any adverse side effects.
- Compatible with other medications and medical conditions.
- Works on a quantum level within the multiple realms of the body.
- Clinically tested and proven.
"I had a patient fall on my right arm twice and wrench my right shoulder. As a result I have been taking QChiro for a month and my shoulder is almost back to normal. During that month, I tried a chiropractor which actually hurt like hell and I was incapacitated for a day. So I really appreciate QChiro. Valuable beyond words!"
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QuantumMAN™'s QChiro™ download:
- $25 USD for 3 adjustments (one PAK™ download provides one adjustment)
- $50 USD for 10 adjustments (one PAK™ download provides one adjustment)
|IMPORTANT NOTE: Not all pain or discomfort of the musculoskeletal system is due to an alignment issue. Sometimes musculoskeletal pain is referred from somewhere else in the body where the problem resides (example: G.I. tract). Unless the pain or discomfort is due to misalignment, QChiro™ may not provide relief. If no relief is provided, consider trying QMassage™, Food Allergy Reversal™, or Zaxis™.|
QChiro™ - Quantum Chiropractor
|3 PAK downloads $25 USD|
|10 PAK downloads $50 USD|