A Case of Back PainPurpose:
To test the efficacy of "QChiro™ Quantum Chiropractor" download that claims "to align your entire skeletal system with precision".
QChiro™ utilizes a "Portal Access Key™" that is downloaded to your computer, smartphone or tablet. The Portal Access Key™ unlocks a quantum portal linked to bioinformation that is then allowed to flow from ZAG's quantum computer via quantum teleportation directly to the neural network of the subject's brain. The data provides physiologic directives that result in an immediate and perfect alignment of your entire skeletal system.
A 64 year old Caucasian female
The above referenced female, a massage therapist, presented with complaints of mid-back pain and low back pain resulting from carrying her heavy massage table up four flights of stairs to reach a client. She rated her back discomfort a 7 to 8 on a 10 scale of severity which was aggravated by movement, especially rotationally, of her torso. Palpatory exam revealed several areas of palpatory tenderness along her thoracic and lumbar regions. These areas were marked with a pen and photographed (see below). Kinesiology also indicated the presence of multiple subluxations of her thoracic and lumbar vertebrae.
A Portal Access Key™ for QChiro™ was downloaded to the physician's personal computer. The female subject was then instructed to click on the Portal Access Key™ and confirm the upload was to proceed. She was then requested to lie on my exam table face up for 5 minutes with her arms to her side. A small pillow was provided for her head. Following the 5 minute rest time, she was requested to sit back up in order for her back to be re-examined.
Re-evaluation with kinesiology revealed that her back was now properly aligned. The palpatory exam then revealed that the areas marked with an "X" were no longer palpably tender further indicating that the lesions were corrected. The subject also noted that she no longer experienced discomfort in her mid and low back regions even with rotation of her torso.
The uploading of bioinformation via a "Portal Access Key™" that accesses QChiro™ data did, in fact, re-align the subject's thoracic and lumbar regions and provide relief of her presenting complaints. The product's claims were therefore confirmed and validated.