Paresthesia of the Fingers Clinical Trial
To test the efficacy of "QChiro™ Quantum Chiropractor" download that claims "to align your entire skeletal system with precision".
QChiro™ utilizes a "Portal Access Key™" (PAK™) that is downloaded to your computer, smartphone, or tablet. The Portal Access Key™ unlocks a quantum portal linked to bioinformation that is then allowed to flow from ZAG's quantum computer via quantum teleportation directly to the neural network of the subject's brain. The data provides physiologic directives that result in an immediate and perfect alignment of your entire skeletal system
A 64 year old Caucasian female
The above referenced female, a massage therapist by profession, presented with the complaints of neck pain, mid-back pain and that her "hands and fingers became numb and developed tingling"(paresthesia) following a massage she just performed. She said she had a sensation of "her vertebrae going out of alignment" in her neck. Kinesiology revealed this subject had lesions in her cervical and thoracic spine requiring correction. Palpatory examination revealed several areas of palpable tenderness indicating the location of the rotated vertebrae. These tender spots were marked with an "X" (see photograph).
A Portal Access Key™ for "QChiro™" was prepared. The PAK™ was clicked on and confirmed to upload QChiro's™ data to her brain's neural network. She then was requested to lie on the exam table face up for 5 minutes with her arms to her side. A small pillow for her head was provided. Following the 5 minute rest time, she was requested to sit back up in order for her back to be re-examined.
Re-evaluation with kinesiology revealed that her back was now properly aligned. The palpatory exam then revealed that the areas marked with an "X" were no longer palpably tender further indicating that the lesions were corrected. The subject also noted she no longer experienced discomfort in the back of her neck and mid-back. Moreover, the numbness and tingling sensations of her hands and fingers had disappeared as well.
The uploading of bioinformation via a Portal Access Key™ of "QChiro™" did, in fact, re-align the subject's cervical and thoracic regions and subsequently provided relief of her presenting symptoms including her paresthesias of her fingers and hands. The product's claims were therefore confirmed and validated.